'You already decapitated the girl and took her present. How much worse can you get to her?' by Kara
Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 10:21 AM

I'm giving that little quizzy about a week, because I like to pretend that someone out there will actually know the answer.

Reminder. What's missing from this list: nine and a half glasses of red wine, half a pint of cider, two and a half shots of gin, six glasses of sherry, thirteen glasses of whisky, and half a pint of ale.

And bonus points for why it's so sad (or awesome?) that I know that without looking it up for reference. Actually, that's more a clue than a bonus question.

Spiders don't purr, you say? This one does. And hisses. Do you really wanna tell Macro what he can and can't do?

So I hate blood. Much like Gwen. I especially hate my own. So the fact that there was quite a bit of it on my living room floor last night made me very unhappy. It's the fault of my awesome coffee table, unfortunately. It is very beautiful and very sturdy and has a shelf underneath for all the DVDs I've yet to watch.

However, it is very sturdy.

I tend to go barefoot in my flat, as any civilised person would do. And so bashing my foot against my sturdy coffee table ended in tears and blood. Fortunately, nothing broken and I can still walk with minimal pain.

I was thinking of putting some of those toddler bumpers on the legs, but my Weird Uncle said I can't tie toddlers to furniture anymore.

If you have been, better!